Monday, January 19, 2009

Chevy Chase’s Rant from "Christmas Vacation"

"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!! Halleluah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol??"


  1. Thanks from a random Googler looking for the quote....

    1. yeah. I just used it in a business email. Well just the end part after a rant of my own.